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Zetsumeimaru

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Still Alive

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Hey, everyone. Who all is still following? Sorry I haven't been the most active. Being married and having a kid can be rough. Anyway. I want to pick up on activity some.
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Father to Be

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If, by some ungodly means, you have missed the big news, I recently got married. I am now sharing even bigger news.

I AM GOING TO BE A FATHER!!!

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I LIVE

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Just telling you guys that I'm not dead. I've been working on Mine and CMJHFantasys house. If you didn't know, we are getting married in late September, so don't expect much from me.
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I have more than 2000 people are my watch list. That is an insanely large number. So that I can actually see what my friends post, I am weeding out dead and inactive accounts. If you can see this comment and I will be to leave you on. Have a good morning, friends. ^^
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100 Turths Meme

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It is 1 am as I write this and I took it from my beautiful wife to be CMJHFantasy, in turn stole it from: :iconaspenwynd:

001. Real Name : Clayton
002. Nickname: Clay, Tits Mcgee (you can thank a weird highs chool friend for that), Tweak (like from South Park)
003. Zodiac Sign: Taurus 
004. Male Or Female: 100% male
005. Elementary : public
006. Middle School : public
007. High School : public
008. Hair Colour: this really weird brown color that is greyish in some light, and dirty blonde in others.
009. Long Or Short: short
010. Loud Or Quiet: a bit of both
011. Sweats Or Jeans : jeans
012. Phone Or Camera : phone for the most part. IO should start using the Camera again, I'll have a good oppertunity really soon
013. Health Freak : I am a black hole
014. Drink Or Smoke: bring on the booze
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: CMJHFantasy :) (Smile) 
016. ???? I once and a foot long so fast, my friends thought I left it at the store.
017. Piercings: nope
018. Tattoos: planning on it.

HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN]:
019. Airplane : yup.
020. Car Accident : Yes, a tree jumped out in front of my as I was driving down a dirt road.
021. Fist Fight : I once started a MMA fight club in college
022. First piercing: N?A
023. First Best Friend : Alleluia00
024. First Instrument : musical of death?
025. First award: Excellence in Art. :) (Smile)
026. First Crush: the original Pink Ranger.
027. First Language: English
028. First Big Vacation : White Sands New Mexico

LASTS:
029. Last Person you talked to: My dad
030. Last Person You Texted : CMJHFantasy
031. Last Person You Watched : my soon to be brother in law MauldreKnightsbane
032. Last Food You Ate : A steak and cheese burrito with a side of rice.
033. Last Movie You Watched : .... Last Bladesman
034. Last Song You listened To: [link]
035. Last Thing You Bought : a bag of coal to use in a forge to make sharp and point instruments of death.
036. Last Person You Hugged : my niece. she's like three and I thought her to say "Behold". I said "i would never regret it." know what her reply was? "Yes you will."

FAVES:
037. Food :  HA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!1111!!!!!!one!11!!!1
038. Drinks: i like juice.
039. Clothing : simple stuff. jeans, shorts in the summer, shirts normally don't have graphics.
040. Book : Let's put it like this: I just put 100(ish) books in storage. that is not even half of what was in my room. and what was in my room isn't even half of what I own.
041. Colour: Red. It stands for passion and Valor! but also black because mystery and foreboding.
042 Flower: Roses.
043: Music: You cannot begin to comprehend my musical preference! but no rap.
044. Movies: Read my reply for music.
045. Shoes :honestly if I could go barefoot more, I would.
046. Subjects: half of my classes my senior year in high school was dedicated to art of some kind.


IN THE LAST YEAR I..... 
047. [] Kissed In The Snow
048. [x] Celebrated Halloween
049. [] Had Your Heart Broken 
050.[X] Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone (data, close enough)
051. [X] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation (I got hit on by a Homo dude again...)
052. [] Came Outta The Closet 
053. [] Gotten Pregnant
054. [] Had An Abortion
055. [x] Did Something You've Regretted (I wish I had really though ahead about the ring.)
056. [] Broke A Promise 
057. [x] Kept A Secret
058. [] Pretended To Be Happy 
059. [] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life 
060. [] Pretended To Be Sick
061. []Left The Country 
062. [] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it.
063. [] Cried Over The Silliest Thing
064. [X] Ran A Mile
065. [] Went To The Beach 
066. [] Stayed Single

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating : metaphorically eating away my inner demons
068. Drinking : I just had some water.
069. Getting Ready To : go to bed then shower in the Morning!
070. Listening To : the sound of two fans circulate heat through the house
071. Plans For Tomorrow : More shopping! (FUCK!) and D&D.
072. Waiting For : 239, 22 hours, 32 minutes and 20 seconds to pass (as i type this)

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want Kids : yes
074. Want To Get Married :239, 22 hours, 31 minutes and 20 seconds now.
075. Careers in mind : I am a Jack of All Trades, why stop doing everything?

WHICH IS BETTER ON A -BOY-/GIRL :
076. Lips Or Eyes : Eyes can so much more than lips~
077. Shorter Or Taller : equal or shorter is what I had in mind, she ended up being 5 feet, 1 and 1/2 inches~
078. Romantic Or Spontaneous : She's both and I LOVE IT~
079. Nice Stomach Or Nice Arms : Stomach, the stomach is important.
080. Sensitive Or Loud : sensitive
081. Hookup Or Relationship : relationship
082. Troublemaker Or Hesitant : Both

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost Glasses/Contacts : Sunglasses, yes.
084. Ran Away from home?:
085. Held A Weapon : Several. that I own.
086. Killed Somebody : thought about it... a lot...
087. Broken Someone's Heart: *shrugs*
088. Been Arrested :  I got a speed ticket once.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself: I am GLORIOUS! But I also have my insecurities about myself
091. Miracles : yes
092. Love At First Sight : it is possible
093. Heaven : yes
094. Santa Claus : Funny you should say that...
096. Magic : there is all sorts of arcana about. most of it now days come from very bad things.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now : I to be with her more than anything
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life: Yes
099. Do You Believe In God: I'm alive, aren't I?

100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag five: PFFFFFFFT! what ever. do it if you want.
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